Since I am always making bad (according to friends and family anyway) puns, jokes, song lyric mash-ups, etc., I thought I would subject Twitter (and readers here) to the music related ones.
The first one is mismatched lines from "You’re So Vain". To play, just take parts from two different lines and merge them. Just post on Twitter with the hash tag #SoVainMixup or in the comments below and they should show up with this post. I have entered a few to get you started.